Cocktail Fraud!
...Another Rather Pointless, Fluffy Musing from Stradgirl on Holiday, Back Home in the Good Ol' Nice City of Toronto
Went out with parents to Yorkville and had a drink at the Academy. I feel cheated and ripped because I tasted not even a trace of alcohol in my long island iced tea, which is supposed to contain five different kinds of pure liquor plus sour mix. The only reason I ever drink this cocktail besides its clear taste is because of this definite superiority in its volume of alcohol contained compared to my other favourite cocktails, so I am UPSET! I want my five bucks back, dudes. But it's Canadian money and my parents paid for it so I'll let you off the hook just this time.. but don't expect me back there cuz I am now going to the DUKE!